Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
this hospital has no fireball
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
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