Are we in a gay sports bar?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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