yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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