i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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