Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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