Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
