I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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