how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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