So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I want to make a zoo with you.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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