The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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