This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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