I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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