ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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