he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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