I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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