ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Randomize
