i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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