Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
should my penis look like a turkey
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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