And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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