I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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