You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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