Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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