lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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