he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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