he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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