But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I need to sanitize my soul.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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