Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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