"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
