I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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