She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize