I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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