Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
