its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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