I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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