Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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