For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wish i was in the wii world.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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