So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
My bed smells like the plague
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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