If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You are the jesus of drinking
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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