Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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