Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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