His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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