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A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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