There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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