How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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