I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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