it hurts more in the daytime
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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