I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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