Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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