ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
