We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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