I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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