So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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